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To promote men's health, the proctologist voted in favor of mandatory testing at the federal level.

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When the light of the final star flickers and dies and you become the last living thing in the universe

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If you think about it, your nasal cavity is little more than a big, empty space in your head.

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My Barber's Blade

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Our bodies seemingly swayed in time with the music when it started playing.

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I took the last puppy out of the cage to prepare for the final experiment even though the results were rather conclusive.

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After "Multi-talented Homeless Man" went viral, the hunt began to find the video's star.

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I often pondered if I'd die with a cowardly whimper or a defiant shout.

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The first time I ever saw my father cry was when he buried my mother.

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Demons, monsters and more gathered in score to entice or implore me to open my door.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
To promote men's health, the proctologist voted in favor of mandatory testing at the federal level.	29	TwoSentenceComedy
When the light of the final star flickers and dies and you become the last living thing in the universe	29	TwoSentenceHorror
If you think about it, your nasal cavity is little more than a big, empty space in your head.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
My Barber's Blade	29	TwoSentenceHorror
Our bodies seemingly swayed in time with the music when it started playing.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
I took the last puppy out of the cage to prepare for the final experiment even though the results were rather conclusive.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
After "Multi-talented Homeless Man" went viral, the hunt began to find the video's star.	29	TwoSentenceSadness
I often pondered if I'd die with a cowardly whimper or a defiant shout.	29	TwoSentenceSadness
The first time I ever saw my father cry was when he buried my mother.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
Demons, monsters and more gathered in score to entice or implore me to open my door.	28	TwoSentenceHorror