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[JUN21] I couldn't believe my parents were forcing me to marry some horny old goat named Billy Bob on my eighteenth birthday to "seal the deal".

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Having lost track of the conversation, I asked, "Wait, which eye doctor are you seeing?"

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Bullets bounced off me, blades bent when they tried to penetrate my skin, and the most potent of poisons merely made me gassy.

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The head continued to bounce and bobble on the spring attached to the comically undersized body.

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I was tackled by two burly men who tried to force my face into the dirt.

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Slowly seeping through the house, the sickly smog steeped in the walls silently stealing the souls of those still asleep.

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[AUG21] There's a special place in Hell where countless women are forced to endure an endless cycle of being raped by, and giving birth to, demon spawn for all eternity.

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Distraction

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"Did... Did they die because of me?"

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Recognizing the one-time tenant, I finally made the connection of the recent murder victims as having previously been residents of my neighborhood at one time or another.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[JUN21] I couldn't believe my parents were forcing me to marry some horny old goat named Billy Bob on my eighteenth birthday to "seal the deal".	18	TwoSentenceHorror
Having lost track of the conversation, I asked, "Wait, which eye doctor are you seeing?"	18	TwoSentenceComedy
Bullets bounced off me, blades bent when they tried to penetrate my skin, and the most potent of poisons merely made me gassy.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
The head continued to bounce and bobble on the spring attached to the comically undersized body.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
I was tackled by two burly men who tried to force my face into the dirt.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
Slowly seeping through the house, the sickly smog steeped in the walls silently stealing the souls of those still asleep.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
[AUG21] There's a special place in Hell where countless women are forced to endure an endless cycle of being raped by, and giving birth to, demon spawn for all eternity.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
Distraction	17	TwoSentenceHorror
"Did... Did they die because of me?"	17	TwoSentenceSadness
Recognizing the one-time tenant, I finally made the connection of the recent murder victims as having previously been residents of my neighborhood at one time or another.	17	TwoSentenceHorror