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Thousands of people go missing every year, never to be seen again.

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I tearfully and emphatically proclaimed to my girlfriend’s parents just how much i loved her

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“If iI die, i drop this remote and the bombs will blow up the world!” The evil mastermind said from his secret bunker

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Throwing up made me feel a little better.

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As I looked out of my plane’s cockpit and saw the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen, I was left speechless

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The man kept trying to explain to the beach cops that his wife’s swimsuit was acceptable, but his pleas fell on deaf ears

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While looking under the bed , the babysitter assured the child there were no monsters under it.

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Earth received a reply to a message that humanity sent out to the stars, saying “they’ve heard you and they’re coming for you”

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The NASA spokesman said that the meteor will hit an empty field and would do no damage to property nor hurt anyone

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The colony ship travelled through space to flee the virus on Earth

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Thousands of people go missing every year, never to be seen again.	24
I tearfully and emphatically proclaimed to my girlfriend’s parents just how much i loved her	21
“If iI die, i drop this remote and the bombs will blow up the world!” The evil mastermind said from his secret bunker	20
Throwing up made me feel a little better.	20
As I looked out of my plane’s cockpit and saw the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen, I was left speechless	19
The man kept trying to explain to the beach cops that his wife’s swimsuit was acceptable, but his pleas fell on deaf ears	14
While looking under the bed , the babysitter assured the child there were no monsters under it.	14
Earth received a reply to a message that humanity sent out to the stars, saying “they’ve heard you and they’re coming for you”	13
The NASA spokesman said that the meteor will hit an empty field and would do no damage to property nor hurt anyone	12
The colony ship travelled through space to flee the virus on Earth	11