/u/Paper_Shotgun's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I discovered one day that my body can heal its injuries almost instantly, when a tile fell off a roof and struck me right in the shoulder
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I sat and watched as the homeless shelter burned to the ground, mesmerised by the sight of my work even as the police handcuffed me and threw me into a van.
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I always found the local taxidermy exibit in my home town to be unnerving, but I could never explain why.
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My mother always told me that life would get better if I didn't stop working towards it, so I lived my life working hard while secretly waiting for the day that made my life worth living.
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"When I count to three you will enter a deep sleep, and when I snap my fingers you will awaken as who you were in a past life, so if you're ready I will count to 1... 2... 3."
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"I'm sorry about all this but even through we like this place, we don't think it's worth $500,000, so we're going to go to another agency who should give us a better offer."
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Work has been busier than ever so I've had to leave at 5AM today just so I could clear my backlog and finish the project before the deadlines my boss had set.
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You were canoeing down a river when you spot someone in the mirky water struggling to get their head above the water, so you paddle over to them and tell them to grab on.
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As I woke up from my operation I could feel my cybernetic heart beating in my chest, then I noticed a woman in a suit sat next to my bed was talking to me.
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