/u/PatrickRsGhost's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[MAY21]"Mother, may I please have a tea party with my friends?"

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My eyes began to burn and swell up.

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[OCT22]Before my wife left, she leaned in for one more kiss.

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My doctor warned me the new blood pressure medication might cause hallucinations.

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As I kissed my son good night, I didn't question why he had one of the spare dining room chairs propped against the doorknob on his closet door.

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They just installed a new sign on my office building.

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Elmer Fudd thought rubbing the carrots with a strychnine solution would be a fool-proof plan to kill Bugs Bunny.

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[JUN21]There were tears as the bride and groom stepped upon the glass to break it.

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[OCT21] The barker called out, "Step right up and come and see the FREAK SHOW!"

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None of my pictures ever turn out right.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[MAY21]"Mother, may I please have a tea party with my friends?"	35
My eyes began to burn and swell up.	30
[OCT22]Before my wife left, she leaned in for one more kiss.	25
My doctor warned me the new blood pressure medication might cause hallucinations.	17
As I kissed my son good night, I didn't question why he had one of the spare dining room chairs propped against the doorknob on his closet door.	17
They just installed a new sign on my office building.	16
Elmer Fudd thought rubbing the carrots with a strychnine solution would be a fool-proof plan to kill Bugs Bunny.	14
[JUN21]There were tears as the bride and groom stepped upon the glass to break it.	14
[OCT21] The barker called out, "Step right up and come and see the FREAK SHOW!"	11
None of my pictures ever turn out right.	10