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"IF MORE THAN USED FOR BRUSHING IS ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED, CONTACT A POISON CONTROL CENTER IMMEDIATELY," reads the warning label on every tube of toothpaste.
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I was distracted from the sight of my torn flesh by the ominous silence from where the backseat should have been.
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"Do you actually not see how incredibly special you are?" she asked, and my gaze involuntarily locked with hers for one tremulous second of hope.
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When they called to let him know he got the job, he immediately began thinking what he would do with his first paycheck: splurge on a few luxuries? travel? start chipping away at the principal on his mortgage?
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I still remember every detail of that night: the hotel room, the rose petals, the champagne I was too young to legally drink.
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