/u/PistachioPug's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness
She's a soft little thing, like I used to be, and she needs me to toughen her up, as my father did me.
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My daughter had nothing but disdain for the high school social scene, so when she said she wanted to do something special the night of senior prom, I dreamed up the most ironic anti-prom activity I could: dinner with the whole family at a cheap greasy diner she'd always liked.
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LASCIATE OGNE SPERANZA, VOI CH'INTRATE, reads the sign over the gates of Hell, warning the damned to leave behind every shred of hope as they proceed through.
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I hate it how every time I get visibly angry or sad, my family and friends ask if I forgot to take my meds that morning.
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I didn't believe the carnival-tent psychic when she told me this was the year all my dreams would come true, but she was spot on.
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