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I don't want to tell you anything.

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They carried the shargie bairn to the faery-knoll and left him whimpering there for the guid folk to reclaim; then hand in hand they hurried home to wait.

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I imagine a future with you in it, and I want to scream.

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The genie granted my wish to be omniscient.

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Every year, my husband explains the concept of a loaded question to his Rhetoric 101 students using the classic example - "Have you stopped beating your wife?"

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All they wanted was a child to complete their happiness, and after so many years, their prayers were finally answered.

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There was nothing you could have done to save me.

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Finally, I can see clearly: I was never a character in this story.

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Hindsight is 20/20, and I know if you'd realized the damage you were doing me, you would have stopped.

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When the depression returned, she thought about checking herself into the hospital for a few days.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I don't want to tell you anything.	78
They carried the shargie bairn to the faery-knoll and left him whimpering there for the guid folk to reclaim; then hand in hand they hurried home to wait.	78
I imagine a future with you in it, and I want to scream.	78
The genie granted my wish to be omniscient.	77
Every year, my husband explains the concept of a loaded question to his Rhetoric 101 students using the classic example - "Have you stopped beating your wife?"	76
All they wanted was a child to complete their happiness, and after so many years, their prayers were finally answered.	75
There was nothing you could have done to save me.	75
Finally, I can see clearly: I was never a character in this story.	75
Hindsight is 20/20, and I know if you'd realized the damage you were doing me, you would have stopped.	74
When the depression returned, she thought about checking herself into the hospital for a few days.	74