/u/PistachioPug's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I forgot all about the paper cut until I used a dollop of hand sanitizer before leaving the bathroom.

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"I'm in love with you," my best friend said.

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I'm so glad you had a happy childhood with parents who loved each other and consistently supported you.

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Ever since I fell in love with you, I've been deeply unhappy.

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Everyone cried over my tomb after my heart stopped beating.

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"Are you still hearing voices?" my psychiatrist asks, drumming his fingers on the edge of my chart, and, just as I do at every session, I remind him that my symptoms have never included hallucinations of any kind.

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It is the outcast, as much as the adherent, that defines the in-group; if nothing were worthless, there could be nothing precious.

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I don't know how professionals define the difference between mild and moderate depression.

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As I stand at the front of the room and speak, the audience sits in respectful silence, hanging on my every word.

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I don't want to turn 40.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I forgot all about the paper cut until I used a dollop of hand sanitizer before leaving the bathroom.	464
"I'm in love with you," my best friend said.	462
I'm so glad you had a happy childhood with parents who loved each other and consistently supported you.	415
Ever since I fell in love with you, I've been deeply unhappy.	401
Everyone cried over my tomb after my heart stopped beating.	387
"Are you still hearing voices?" my psychiatrist asks, drumming his fingers on the edge of my chart, and, just as I do at every session, I remind him that my symptoms have never included hallucinations of any kind.	374
It is the outcast, as much as the adherent, that defines the in-group; if nothing were worthless, there could be nothing precious.	370
I don't know how professionals define the difference between mild and moderate depression.	369
As I stand at the front of the room and speak, the audience sits in respectful silence, hanging on my every word.	349
I don't want to turn 40.	347