/u/PistachioPug's posts
For just a few seconds last night, as I pressed you to my breast, I closed my eyes and pretended you were someone else.
Mark as read: Add to a list
When they learn I've been diagnosed with infertility, people always ask if I've considered adoption.
Mark as read: Add to a list
Post a picture of a fit woman in a bikini on the refrigerator door, everyone says, and hang a sexy dress in your closet three sizes too small.
Mark as read: Add to a list
Mark as read: Add to a list
"You're nobody 'til somebody loves you," Dean Martin sang, "so find yourself somebody to love," and I took his words to heart.
Mark as read: Add to a list
Mark as read: Add to a list
Mark as read: Add to a list