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I wasn't homecoming queen or head cheerleader, but I definitely peaked in high school.

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After the doctor told me the tumors were inoperable, I went straight home and emptied my bottle of antidepressants into the toilet.

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She understood the law of supply and demand, and that's why she slept around.

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"You're so lucky you don't have kids," I laughed, digging through my diaper bag for a wipe I could use to clean up the sour-milk puke on my blouse.

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"If you want people to like you," I asked, "why don't you put in the effort to fit in a little more?"

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I finally found the courage to walk into the police station, to wipe off the makeup that concealed the bruises, to tell the truth, but everyone believed my abuser over me.

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I realized very quickly that it was nothing about me that attracted you, but rather your need to tend to broken things.

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For the first time in months, I had the clarity and focus to lose myself in a book for hours, and I dove into my favorite author's latest novel like a starving man at a banquet.

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People say I'm not disabled, I'm neurodivergent.

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Sometimes it seems like I'm the only person of my generation without at least a trace of impostor syndrome.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wasn't homecoming queen or head cheerleader, but I definitely peaked in high school.	674	TwoSentenceSadness
After the doctor told me the tumors were inoperable, I went straight home and emptied my bottle of antidepressants into the toilet.	671	TwoSentenceSadness
She understood the law of supply and demand, and that's why she slept around.	666	TwoSentenceSadness
"You're so lucky you don't have kids," I laughed, digging through my diaper bag for a wipe I could use to clean up the sour-milk puke on my blouse.	661	TwoSentenceSadness
"If you want people to like you," I asked, "why don't you put in the effort to fit in a little more?"	645	TwoSentenceSadness
I finally found the courage to walk into the police station, to wipe off the makeup that concealed the bruises, to tell the truth, but everyone believed my abuser over me.	644	TwoSentenceSadness
I realized very quickly that it was nothing about me that attracted you, but rather your need to tend to broken things.	625	TwoSentenceSadness
For the first time in months, I had the clarity and focus to lose myself in a book for hours, and I dove into my favorite author's latest novel like a starving man at a banquet.	597	TwoSentenceSadness
People say I'm not disabled, I'm neurodivergent.	577	TwoSentenceSadness
Sometimes it seems like I'm the only person of my generation without at least a trace of impostor syndrome.	564	TwoSentenceSadness