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My father always told me I'd understand someday, when I had children of my own.

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No one gives a damn unless you're suicidal.

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The night after I was born, I stopped breathing for no particular reason.

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I love you and you love me.

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I forgot all about the paper cut until I used a dollop of hand sanitizer before leaving the bathroom.

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"I'm in love with you," my best friend said.

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I'm so glad you had a happy childhood with parents who loved each other and consistently supported you.

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Ever since I fell in love with you, I've been deeply unhappy.

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Everyone cried over my tomb after my heart stopped beating.

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"Are you still hearing voices?" my psychiatrist asks, drumming his fingers on the edge of my chart, and, just as I do at every session, I remind him that my symptoms have never included hallucinations of any kind.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My father always told me I'd understand someday, when I had children of my own.	483	TwoSentenceSadness
No one gives a damn unless you're suicidal.	481	TwoSentenceSadness
The night after I was born, I stopped breathing for no particular reason.	473	TwoSentenceSadness
I love you and you love me.	465	TwoSentenceSadness
I forgot all about the paper cut until I used a dollop of hand sanitizer before leaving the bathroom.	464	TwoSentenceSadness
"I'm in love with you," my best friend said.	462	TwoSentenceSadness
I'm so glad you had a happy childhood with parents who loved each other and consistently supported you.	415	TwoSentenceSadness
Ever since I fell in love with you, I've been deeply unhappy.	401	TwoSentenceSadness
Everyone cried over my tomb after my heart stopped beating.	387	TwoSentenceSadness
"Are you still hearing voices?" my psychiatrist asks, drumming his fingers on the edge of my chart, and, just as I do at every session, I remind him that my symptoms have never included hallucinations of any kind.	374	TwoSentenceSadness