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This is for you, like everything else I do.

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He always leaves without saying goodbye.

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Even I can see that he's all wrong for me.

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There are those who think she's worthless, and those who think she's wonderful.

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I know you don't care about me.

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It's not that I wish for a cure, or even that I would willingly submit to one if it existed.

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I didn't want to embarrass you by pointing out your fly was unzipped, but when you realized I'd known but hadn't told you, you blamed me for letting you walk around like that all day instead of taking you aside and letting you know.

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The three sisters carefully arranged in the flimsy basket the most beautiful eggs they could find.

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I'm about to turn 40.

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"Give me a day to think it over," I requested, "and I'll tell you my decision tomorrow."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
This is for you, like everything else I do.	8	TwoSentenceSadness
He always leaves without saying goodbye.	8	TwoSentenceSadness
Even I can see that he's all wrong for me.	8	TwoSentenceSadness
There are those who think she's worthless, and those who think she's wonderful.	8	TwoSentenceSadness
I know you don't care about me.	8	TwoSentenceSadness
It's not that I wish for a cure, or even that I would willingly submit to one if it existed.	8	TwoSentenceSadness
I didn't want to embarrass you by pointing out your fly was unzipped, but when you realized I'd known but hadn't told you, you blamed me for letting you walk around like that all day instead of taking you aside and letting you know.	8	TwoSentenceSadness
The three sisters carefully arranged in the flimsy basket the most beautiful eggs they could find.	8	TwoSentenceSadness
I'm about to turn 40.	8	TwoSentenceSadness
"Give me a day to think it over," I requested, "and I'll tell you my decision tomorrow."	8	TwoSentenceSadness