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With my son on my knee I asked "You know what a horse and sheep says, but what does the long pig say?"

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The latest attempt went perfectly, my clone had zero defects and the neural graft took without error; he was me.

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I tossed a hundred bucks at the driver as we climbed into the idling Uber, I didn't care whose ride this was, I was just focused on my date as I said "Drive."

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My Furby started laughing in the night.

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Consensus had finally been reached, the nations of the world would put aside their differences and work together for the sake of all mankind.

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Taking my hearing aids out made it easy to ignore my wife and her desire to be part of something artistic.

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My ASMR channel was failing, so I went to Twitch to get my audience back.

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I woke up with my undies around my knees, just the way daddy liked them.

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Darla stood in the mirror running her hands down the new dress hanging loosely off her body, "A girl should be two things, classy and fabulous."

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I'd killed Cloe's dog so I could hide under her bed and surprise her, finally she would know how much I loved her without being disturbed.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With my son on my knee I asked "You know what a horse and sheep says, but what does the long pig say?"	15	TwoSentenceHorror
The latest attempt went perfectly, my clone had zero defects and the neural graft took without error; he was me.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
I tossed a hundred bucks at the driver as we climbed into the idling Uber, I didn't care whose ride this was, I was just focused on my date as I said "Drive."	13	TwoSentenceHorror
My Furby started laughing in the night.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
Consensus had finally been reached, the nations of the world would put aside their differences and work together for the sake of all mankind.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
Taking my hearing aids out made it easy to ignore my wife and her desire to be part of something artistic.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
My ASMR channel was failing, so I went to Twitch to get my audience back.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I woke up with my undies around my knees, just the way daddy liked them.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
Darla stood in the mirror running her hands down the new dress hanging loosely off her body, "A girl should be two things, classy and fabulous."	6	TwoSentenceHorror
I'd killed Cloe's dog so I could hide under her bed and surprise her, finally she would know how much I loved her without being disturbed.	3	TwoSentenceHorror