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I've been hearing my daughter squawking Hot Cross Buns on her school-issued recorder for days now and it's driving me insane.

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When the Homeless Relief Act was signed into law, many of us smiled at the prospect of finally being granted shelter.

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They took us in pairs out of the city, through the woods and into a beautiful clearing dappled in sunlight.

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They say the smell of burning toast is a warning sign that you might have a brain tumor.

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I could smell the gas coming from the stove's unlit pilot.

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When I'm in other people's houses I like to look at the pictures of their smiling faces hanging on their walls.

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The crack widened as we all watched in horror.

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"Keep looking at the baby duckies while mommy goes for a swim, okay?"

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"It's like how in tv shows when a character gets recast midseason and no one acknowledges it, except this is in real life and it's my entire family!"

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My patient burned himself alive tonight in the middle of Times Square.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've been hearing my daughter squawking Hot Cross Buns on her school-issued recorder for days now and it's driving me insane.	117	TwoSentenceHorror
When the Homeless Relief Act was signed into law, many of us smiled at the prospect of finally being granted shelter.	87	TwoSentenceHorror
They took us in pairs out of the city, through the woods and into a beautiful clearing dappled in sunlight.	84	TwoSentenceHorror
They say the smell of burning toast is a warning sign that you might have a brain tumor.	78	TwoSentenceHorror
I could smell the gas coming from the stove's unlit pilot.	77	TwoSentenceHorror
When I'm in other people's houses I like to look at the pictures of their smiling faces hanging on their walls.	73	TwoSentenceHorror
The crack widened as we all watched in horror.	71	TwoSentenceHorror
"Keep looking at the baby duckies while mommy goes for a swim, okay?"	70	TwoSentenceHorror
"It's like how in tv shows when a character gets recast midseason and no one acknowledges it, except this is in real life and it's my entire family!"	54	TwoSentenceHorror
My patient burned himself alive tonight in the middle of Times Square.	51	TwoSentenceHorror