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"Hello Steven your agent referred me, thank you for your call and question.

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What's the word for fear of knives?

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I'm like a marshmallow.

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As the ropelike tentacles slithered out and wrapped themselves around my wife's legs I cut the midwife's throat.

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We used to think our new house would keep the bad things outside.

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She didn't cut off his nose to spite his face.

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"Let's hope your pussy is as delicious as your screams."

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The pipe I squirm through goes on an on and on and on...

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"Please help me" the voice came from behind.

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When scientists discovered Hell they found nothing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Hello Steven your agent referred me, thank you for your call and question.	12
What's the word for fear of knives?	11
I'm like a marshmallow.	9
As the ropelike tentacles slithered out and wrapped themselves around my wife's legs I cut the midwife's throat.	9
We used to think our new house would keep the bad things outside.	9
She didn't cut off his nose to spite his face.	9
"Let's hope your pussy is as delicious as your screams."	7
The pipe I squirm through goes on an on and on and on...	7
"Please help me" the voice came from behind.	7
When scientists discovered Hell they found nothing.	7