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"We need to perform a Vertebroplasty, but this wont hurt a bit" the surgeon said as he attached one end of the catheter to her spine.

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I can only type.

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"Sir... camera two, what should we do?"

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hearing my mother's voice from the other side of the bedroom door would have been wonderful if she wasn't already sat on the bed next to me.

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"Only one more hour to go, you're already at 85 pounds which means you and your family can eat for a month!" She said gleefully, hacksaw in hand.

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"Sir, I'm sorry to tell you that you have a blood parasite".

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"How many of these bodies are missing their tongues?" Asked the head coroner.

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"Let's get this over with" he said, "stick the knife in her, cunt"

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"Please don't take my eyes" she screamed desperately as his hand rested on her face and blocked out all light.

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The family had a Jack in the Box.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"We need to perform a Vertebroplasty, but this wont hurt a bit" the surgeon said as he attached one end of the catheter to her spine.	1
I can only type.	1
"Sir... camera two, what should we do?"	1
hearing my mother's voice from the other side of the bedroom door would have been wonderful if she wasn't already sat on the bed next to me.	1
"Only one more hour to go, you're already at 85 pounds which means you and your family can eat for a month!" She said gleefully, hacksaw in hand.	1
"Sir, I'm sorry to tell you that you have a blood parasite".	1
"How many of these bodies are missing their tongues?" Asked the head coroner.	1
"Let's get this over with" he said, "stick the knife in her, cunt"	1
"Please don't take my eyes" she screamed desperately as his hand rested on her face and blocked out all light.	1
The family had a Jack in the Box.	1