/u/Pprdge_Frm_Rmbrs's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After playing guitar for three months, I jokingly told my girlfriend that I was good enough now to challenge the Devil himself to a musical duel.

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Today marks one year sober!

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Miracles can and do happen!

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My HOA has some ridiculous rules, but the worst are the ones requiring our involvement in “community safety efforts.”

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My mother grew the largest, most delicious vegetables in her garden to sell at the farmer’s market and everyone in town was always dying to know what her secret was.

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I was born blind, but found when I was very young that I could see events through other's eyes if I touched their hand.

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Seeing the freshly fallen snow in the front yard, we sent the children outside to play.

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We weren’t worried when they first showed up as they could barely use tools; but eventually, they overran the planet and forced us to retreat into space.

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I watched my future wife getting ready to go out for the evening, smiling as she tried on different outfits in the mirror.

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When I received my discharge papers from the Emergency Room, I was surprised by the final form they handed me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After playing guitar for three months, I jokingly told my girlfriend that I was good enough now to challenge the Devil himself to a musical duel.	1271
Today marks one year sober!	918
Miracles can and do happen!	915
My HOA has some ridiculous rules, but the worst are the ones requiring our involvement in “community safety efforts.”	845
My mother grew the largest, most delicious vegetables in her garden to sell at the farmer’s market and everyone in town was always dying to know what her secret was.	766
I was born blind, but found when I was very young that I could see events through other's eyes if I touched their hand.	441
Seeing the freshly fallen snow in the front yard, we sent the children outside to play.	400
We weren’t worried when they first showed up as they could barely use tools; but eventually, they overran the planet and forced us to retreat into space.	294
I watched my future wife getting ready to go out for the evening, smiling as she tried on different outfits in the mirror.	163
When I received my discharge papers from the Emergency Room, I was surprised by the final form they handed me.	136