/u/Priest_of_Heathens's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I cried as they tore the probes from my head and dragged me towards the incinerator, unable to tell what was worse.

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Once I took my first bite of meat I dropped the fork and wept, realizing the mistake I had made.

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As my feet blistered against the scorched earth that had once been ocean floor, The Devil watched a single drop of sweat fall from my face.

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The Genie's rules meant I couldn't force her to love me, so instead I wished for the ability to shapeshift.

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DNA and fingerprints confirmed that the severed hand I'd received in the mail belonged to my missing wife.

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He scrambled into the kitchen when he smelled the smoke...

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Having gotten off work earlier than usual, I decided to spend a nice afternoon at home by myself.

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Impressed with my high score, God gave me the option to play through life again on hard mode.

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He lost himself as he gazed deep into her aquamarine eyes, marveling at their beauty.

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After days of wandering through complete blackness within the caves he fell to his knees and cried out...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I cried as they tore the probes from my head and dragged me towards the incinerator, unable to tell what was worse.	77
Once I took my first bite of meat I dropped the fork and wept, realizing the mistake I had made.	60
As my feet blistered against the scorched earth that had once been ocean floor, The Devil watched a single drop of sweat fall from my face.	55
The Genie's rules meant I couldn't force her to love me, so instead I wished for the ability to shapeshift.	53
DNA and fingerprints confirmed that the severed hand I'd received in the mail belonged to my missing wife.	52
He scrambled into the kitchen when he smelled the smoke...	47
Having gotten off work earlier than usual, I decided to spend a nice afternoon at home by myself.	42
Impressed with my high score, God gave me the option to play through life again on hard mode.	33
He lost himself as he gazed deep into her aquamarine eyes, marveling at their beauty.	31
After days of wandering through complete blackness within the caves he fell to his knees and cried out...	27