/u/ProphetofTables's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I somewhat sarcastically thanked God for getting the trolls to leave me alone, so I could finally relax.

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Me and my wife took our boat out to sea so we could have a relaxing weekend, or so we thought.

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Leaving the planet Earth behind them, the aliens went about with cold, stoic professionalism as they prepared to examine their screaming human captive.

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After some hesitation, I finally shot and killed the bastard who had been killing my friends and coworkers by the dozen.

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I helped myself to some vintage wine while I was vacationing in Austria.

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I teased him by saying I was going to slip into something a bit more comfortable. NSFW

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I foolishly made a wish upon the monkey's paw to be loved and desired by women.

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The geologists set to work trying to analyze the strange stones they'd found amidst the skeletons in the cave.

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The girl who had abducted me, tied me up, and locked me in her basement said she was doing it all for my own safety.

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I hugged my girl when she got off the train.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I somewhat sarcastically thanked God for getting the trolls to leave me alone, so I could finally relax.	18
Me and my wife took our boat out to sea so we could have a relaxing weekend, or so we thought.	17
Leaving the planet Earth behind them, the aliens went about with cold, stoic professionalism as they prepared to examine their screaming human captive.	16
After some hesitation, I finally shot and killed the bastard who had been killing my friends and coworkers by the dozen.	16
I helped myself to some vintage wine while I was vacationing in Austria.	15
I teased him by saying I was going to slip into something a bit more comfortable. NSFW	15
I foolishly made a wish upon the monkey's paw to be loved and desired by women.	15
The geologists set to work trying to analyze the strange stones they'd found amidst the skeletons in the cave.	15
The girl who had abducted me, tied me up, and locked me in her basement said she was doing it all for my own safety.	14
I hugged my girl when she got off the train.	14