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Everyone gave me crap for joining a satanic cult but I can't help but pity them

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Police came to my door today asking for my ID as I was suspected of being a 22 year old rapist NSFW

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"If you weren't the culprit in this case then why did you saw off his head?" The prosecution asked me

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As the needle went into my arm I knew that all my problems would end soon

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My sadness quickly turned to rage when my ex girlfriend started to blackmail me

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I met someone who had me try an interesting stew called pozole

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As the officer shot the killer dead everyone left out a sigh of relief

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"It's a success Dr. Henry, we found the cure for AIDS"

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My rabbit wasn't enjoying his bath because he was trying to get out of the tub

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I woke up this morning in the middle of a war zone

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Everyone gave me crap for joining a satanic cult but I can't help but pity them	1
Police came to my door today asking for my ID as I was suspected of being a 22 year old rapist NSFW	1
"If you weren't the culprit in this case then why did you saw off his head?" The prosecution asked me	1
As the needle went into my arm I knew that all my problems would end soon	1
My sadness quickly turned to rage when my ex girlfriend started to blackmail me	1
I met someone who had me try an interesting stew called pozole	1
As the officer shot the killer dead everyone left out a sigh of relief	1
"It's a success Dr. Henry, we found the cure for AIDS"	1
My rabbit wasn't enjoying his bath because he was trying to get out of the tub	1
I woke up this morning in the middle of a war zone	1