/u/Purrpotamus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Sharper than a serpent's tooth is an ungrateful child"--

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[Nov2020]Once a year, I and the other survivors gather in the forest to play hide and seek and to be thankful for another year of life.

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Once I was sure my wife was safe, I went in search of the skinwalker.

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A few thousand years, millions of followers, this line requested billions of times, "Deliver us from evil."

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"Born to hang, you'll ne'er drown", the old bosun said as I signed up as crew for the clipper.

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[NOV2020] "He put her in a pumpkin shell, and there he kept her very well."

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"Born to hang you'll never drown," the old bo'sun muttered as I signed aboard the clipper.

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I always bragged that our daughter was so sweet I could eat her weight in chocolate.

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One line from a thousands' year old prayer, millions of believers, a billion recitations.

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My winning jack o'lantern demon head chewed on an orange baby.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Sharper than a serpent's tooth is an ungrateful child"--	15
[Nov2020]Once a year, I and the other survivors gather in the forest to play hide and seek and to be thankful for another year of life.	15
Once I was sure my wife was safe, I went in search of the skinwalker.	14
A few thousand years, millions of followers, this line requested billions of times, "Deliver us from evil."	14
"Born to hang, you'll ne'er drown", the old bosun said as I signed up as crew for the clipper.	14
[NOV2020] "He put her in a pumpkin shell, and there he kept her very well."	14
"Born to hang you'll never drown," the old bo'sun muttered as I signed aboard the clipper.	12
I always bragged that our daughter was so sweet I could eat her weight in chocolate.	10
One line from a thousands' year old prayer, millions of believers, a billion recitations.	10
My winning jack o'lantern demon head chewed on an orange baby.	8