/u/Quietech's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You said satisfaction GUARANTEED or my money back!

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I discovered how to make anybody into a zombie.

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Ready... Aim... Fire!!!

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My daughters cringed as they asked why I was gathering live cockroaches.

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My naughty little husky always tugged on my jacket arm when she wanted me to go somewhere.

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Ever have that dream where you're giving a speech,you choke, everybody's pointing, and then notice you're naked?

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On those dark, humid nights, nothing's quite as helpful and entertaining as a bug zapper.

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The little boy cried out as the bully smashed his glasses between his hands.

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Taking a long drag on his cigarette as email addresses were typed in, a hint of connoisseur's appreciation chimed through as he said he preferred doing snuff.

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Everything's packed, it's time to head to our next home!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You said satisfaction GUARANTEED or my money back!	5
I discovered how to make anybody into a zombie.	5
Ready... Aim... Fire!!!	5
My daughters cringed as they asked why I was gathering live cockroaches.	4
My naughty little husky always tugged on my jacket arm when she wanted me to go somewhere.	4
Ever have that dream where you're giving a speech,you choke, everybody's pointing, and then notice you're naked?	4
On those dark, humid nights, nothing's quite as helpful and entertaining as a bug zapper.	4
The little boy cried out as the bully smashed his glasses between his hands.	4
Taking a long drag on his cigarette as email addresses were typed in, a hint of connoisseur's appreciation chimed through as he said he preferred doing snuff.	4
Everything's packed, it's time to head to our next home!	4