/u/Quietech's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I found myself on a revenge porn site before my death.

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My wife and I tried one of those DNA based ancestory tests so our kids could know more about their roots.

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The valley was green and beautiful, their first harvest of the season just completed.

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As you can see in the video, even basic aluminum foil can form a Faraday cage, thus preventing the bomb from receiving it's detonation signal.

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I died and went to hell.

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Through pain filled tears, the soldier cried out for help from his squad mates.

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"I'll finance you a weekend of sin IF you go into the next room and she says you bust a nut with her".

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"Kids, your dinner's ready!"

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Cockroach eggs are oblong, brown, and the size of a tic-tac.

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"Do you want to be born again?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I found myself on a revenge porn site before my death.	45
My wife and I tried one of those DNA based ancestory tests so our kids could know more about their roots.	42
The valley was green and beautiful, their first harvest of the season just completed.	38
As you can see in the video, even basic aluminum foil can form a Faraday cage, thus preventing the bomb from receiving it's detonation signal.	38
I died and went to hell.	37
Through pain filled tears, the soldier cried out for help from his squad mates.	34
"I'll finance you a weekend of sin IF you go into the next room and she says you bust a nut with her".	29
"Kids, your dinner's ready!"	29
Cockroach eggs are oblong, brown, and the size of a tic-tac.	28
"Do you want to be born again?"	28