/u/Quietech's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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At the reception, my best man asked for the crowd when I first knew I loved my wife.

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I hate reincarnation.

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"Serves up to ten people!"

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"Come, lovely, let me read your palm and tell you of your past and future".

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I can sleep through pretty much anything.

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Ring in hand, on bended knee, my heart stopped when she said she couldn't marry me.

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My restaurant delivers on demand gourmet food by use of a magic microphone that sends food orders from an hour in the future.

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I come here and read daily.

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In the depths of my despair I remembered it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

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I'm having problems imaging the world as a round orb floating in space.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At the reception, my best man asked for the crowd when I first knew I loved my wife.	14
I hate reincarnation.	14
"Serves up to ten people!"	14
"Come, lovely, let me read your palm and tell you of your past and future".	14
I can sleep through pretty much anything.	13
Ring in hand, on bended knee, my heart stopped when she said she couldn't marry me.	13
My restaurant delivers on demand gourmet food by use of a magic microphone that sends food orders from an hour in the future.	13
I come here and read daily.	12
In the depths of my despair I remembered it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.	12
I'm having problems imaging the world as a round orb floating in space.	11