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My neighbor wouldn't stop complaining about my German Shepherd barking at all hours of the night.

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I recieved a text from my husband last night that read " I hope you burn in hell for what you've done, you bitch!!!"

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I saw my grief counselor today and he asked me if there was anything i needed to let go of.

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I was mistakenly kidnapped last night and held for ransom in a dark warehouse.

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So my Husband finally found my G-Spot.

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My son keeps waking me in the middle of the night with his screaming and crying.

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Both of my parents died in a tragic car accident this morning.

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My grandma used to have a beautiful flower garden, until the police dug it up.

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My son whispered to me, " Daddy, Mommy said to tell you that Grandpa knows what really happened."

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I wake up every morning with a new roommate.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My neighbor wouldn't stop complaining about my German Shepherd barking at all hours of the night.	9754
I recieved a text from my husband last night that read " I hope you burn in hell for what you've done, you bitch!!!"	125
I saw my grief counselor today and he asked me if there was anything i needed to let go of.	97
I was mistakenly kidnapped last night and held for ransom in a dark warehouse.	95
So my Husband finally found my G-Spot.	76
My son keeps waking me in the middle of the night with his screaming and crying.	71
Both of my parents died in a tragic car accident this morning.	64
My grandma used to have a beautiful flower garden, until the police dug it up.	55
My son whispered to me, " Daddy, Mommy said to tell you that Grandpa knows what really happened."	52
I wake up every morning with a new roommate.	41