/u/R2Beatngu's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[DEC2020] The snowman in Mrs. Frost yard looks alot like her husband Jack, I thought.

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I was awoken from a deep slumber by the blaring sound of a tornado siren.

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As I lay here in my bed attempting to fall asleep, I hear the tornado siren begin to ring out over our small town alerting the residents to seek shelter.

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My gym instructor asked me " Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?"

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As a subterranean alien lifeform, my people have always wondered why man loves whiskey so passionately.

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As we drove down the interstate my brother glanced over at me and said " Hey bro you ever wonder where will go when we die."

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My wife always hated when I would call her a cold hearted bitch.

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" Ugh, just five more minutes." I groaned out as I turned the alarm on my Android off.

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I just recently discovered I have super powers, it was the most tragic day of my life.

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As I stood there and watched the house burn to the ground, I looked down to see my daughter.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[DEC2020] The snowman in Mrs. Frost yard looks alot like her husband Jack, I thought.	40
I was awoken from a deep slumber by the blaring sound of a tornado siren.	34
As I lay here in my bed attempting to fall asleep, I hear the tornado siren begin to ring out over our small town alerting the residents to seek shelter.	30
My gym instructor asked me " Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?"	28
As a subterranean alien lifeform, my people have always wondered why man loves whiskey so passionately.	18
As we drove down the interstate my brother glanced over at me and said " Hey bro you ever wonder where will go when we die."	17
My wife always hated when I would call her a cold hearted bitch.	12
" Ugh, just five more minutes." I groaned out as I turned the alarm on my Android off.	11
I just recently discovered I have super powers, it was the most tragic day of my life.	11
As I stood there and watched the house burn to the ground, I looked down to see my daughter.	10