/u/R2Beatngu's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I drive an icecream truck for a living and today my neighbor came over to complain he couldn't sleep due my rambunctious children.

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My physics professor started his lecture today by posing the question " How do you fix a world that has been flipped upside down?"

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I woke up to a voice comforting my new born on the baby monitor.

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My neighbor went missing about a month ago and the place came out to my house today to ask me some questions about his disappearance.

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"Cover your ears!" I shouted at my kids.

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" Oh My Gawd, why does this happen every time I have my period!" Amber cried out in pain.

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As I watch my last family member fall to the ground, I turn around only to see Krampus standing by the Christmas Tree.

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The police came by my house this morning to inform me that some of my neighbors had filed complaints about me not taking down my Halloween decorations.

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Why is it so dark in here, would anyone even here me if I screamed was all that was going through my mind.

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My mother always said I had the heart of a little boy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I drive an icecream truck for a living and today my neighbor came over to complain he couldn't sleep due my rambunctious children.	9
My physics professor started his lecture today by posing the question " How do you fix a world that has been flipped upside down?"	8
I woke up to a voice comforting my new born on the baby monitor.	8
My neighbor went missing about a month ago and the place came out to my house today to ask me some questions about his disappearance.	6
"Cover your ears!" I shouted at my kids.	6
" Oh My Gawd, why does this happen every time I have my period!" Amber cried out in pain.	6
As I watch my last family member fall to the ground, I turn around only to see Krampus standing by the Christmas Tree.	3
The police came by my house this morning to inform me that some of my neighbors had filed complaints about me not taking down my Halloween decorations.	3
Why is it so dark in here, would anyone even here me if I screamed was all that was going through my mind.	2
My mother always said I had the heart of a little boy.	1