/u/Ralfarius's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[NOV21] I hushed my little sister, reminding her that if we wake the bear from its hibernation the game is over and we'll have to play hide and seek instead.

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It's been frustrating trying to determine the reason my trail cameras have been failing one after another these last few days.

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My bird feeder cam caught some nice footage of the storm last night.

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I realize the true gravity of my situation an instant before every atom in my body is vaporized.

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[SEP21] I'm having that dream again where I give my final presentation to the class in my underwear.

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"If they catch you on their land, they will eat and kill your entire family."

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Reading about sleep paralysis has helped make my episodes less frightening.

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I always assumed my father's talk of the family curse was just an excuse for my uncle's lifetime of bad decisions.

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We always joke that the way my toddler describes conversations with people who died before they were born, that they must have an old soul.

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Welcome to your new life on humanity's first Martian colony!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV21] I hushed my little sister, reminding her that if we wake the bear from its hibernation the game is over and we'll have to play hide and seek instead.	60
It's been frustrating trying to determine the reason my trail cameras have been failing one after another these last few days.	41
My bird feeder cam caught some nice footage of the storm last night.	36
I realize the true gravity of my situation an instant before every atom in my body is vaporized.	31
[SEP21] I'm having that dream again where I give my final presentation to the class in my underwear.	30
"If they catch you on their land, they will eat and kill your entire family."	27
Reading about sleep paralysis has helped make my episodes less frightening.	26
I always assumed my father's talk of the family curse was just an excuse for my uncle's lifetime of bad decisions.	24
We always joke that the way my toddler describes conversations with people who died before they were born, that they must have an old soul.	22
Welcome to your new life on humanity's first Martian colony!	20