/u/RealMercuryRain's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I was 9yo I cut off the eyes of my old plush rabbit

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Life is so easy and full of joy, when you are just a simple guy who loves his granny and, thank our lord, has an exceptional knowledge of Ancient Egypt's history!

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My girlfriend is a real sex machine.

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Kitty, have you brought another mouse today, you stupid fleabag?

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She was definitely catfishing on her Tinder profile, evident from the too many fingers, weird proportions, different ears, and unusual pupils.

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I fоund mу lаst victim bу hеr pоst in Crаigslist

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I always wanted to avoid trivial plots based on fears of death, violence, pain, monsters, the unknown, or devilry.

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I was shocked when I read the first line of a message from the guy who was stalking me for years

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This shooooting staar is sooo bright, daad!

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I cured my brother of a fear being poisoned

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was 9yo I cut off the eyes of my old plush rabbit	28
Life is so easy and full of joy, when you are just a simple guy who loves his granny and, thank our lord, has an exceptional knowledge of Ancient Egypt's history!	28
My girlfriend is a real sex machine.	25
Kitty, have you brought another mouse today, you stupid fleabag?	24
She was definitely catfishing on her Tinder profile, evident from the too many fingers, weird proportions, different ears, and unusual pupils.	21
I fоund mу lаst victim bу hеr pоst in Crаigslist	19
I always wanted to avoid trivial plots based on fears of death, violence, pain, monsters, the unknown, or devilry.	18
I was shocked when I read the first line of a message from the guy who was stalking me for years	17
This shooooting staar is sooo bright, daad!	15
I cured my brother of a fear being poisoned	14