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Your mom is so hot.

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- Father, why is God so cruel and merciful that he saved me from ghouls last winter but let my little sister die?

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When the fall was over and Alice came down upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves, she looked up but couldn't see the White Rabbit.

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I like looking at my daughter when she's having her drumsticks for a dinner.

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Yesterday I lost my job

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The old taxi driver was shocked when I told him my home address

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- Supreme Commander, Earth is a heavily armored planet and we don't have enough bombs to exterminate humans.

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LOL, do you mean mascara, honey?

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Daddy, what do the letters on this treasure box I found mean?

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Schrödinger's underwear

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