/u/ReallyBuffHamster's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I had to turn around and head back because I forgot my phone on the kitchen table.

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After years on this subreddit, I'm FINALLY unsubscribing.

250 upvotes

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I absolutely hate it when my daughter cries.

216 upvotes

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He smiled and pushed the gun to his head, pulling the trigger.

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I went through this dumb punk rock phase when I was younger, and after weeks of arguing back and forth, my adoptive parents finally gave in and said I could shave my head.

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As the years have gone by, my son has grown more and more curious about the noises in the attic, and how much louder they're becoming.

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I woke up to someone smiling at me from outside the window.

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The happy young married couple smiled at the doctor and said they didn't want to know the gender of their twins until it was time.

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I've got my bags packed, my plane ticket ready, and hope for the first time in a long time.

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He took his shirt off, laid back, closed his eyes, dug his toes into the sand and waited for the tide to hit him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had to turn around and head back because I forgot my phone on the kitchen table.	341
After years on this subreddit, I'm FINALLY unsubscribing.	250
I absolutely hate it when my daughter cries.	216
He smiled and pushed the gun to his head, pulling the trigger.	154
I went through this dumb punk rock phase when I was younger, and after weeks of arguing back and forth, my adoptive parents finally gave in and said I could shave my head.	120
As the years have gone by, my son has grown more and more curious about the noises in the attic, and how much louder they're becoming.	119
I woke up to someone smiling at me from outside the window.	114
The happy young married couple smiled at the doctor and said they didn't want to know the gender of their twins until it was time.	105
I've got my bags packed, my plane ticket ready, and hope for the first time in a long time.	71
He took his shirt off, laid back, closed his eyes, dug his toes into the sand and waited for the tide to hit him.	66