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They just call me crazy, hit me, and push me away.

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I walked through the trees, following the beautiful sound of the woman singing, despite not understanding her words.

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Armed with the .22 rifle I got for my birthday, I returned to the doorway to spy on mommy kissing Santa Claus.

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Most of y'all don't recognize my face.

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I tell her "Make me believe you want it, and you'll get to go back to your family."

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The more I bounce my baby, the harder she laughs!

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I can't wake up.

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It wouldn't be so quick and painless for the poor man.

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I have tried therapy, I have tried every medication, I have tried every remedy from folklore that I could find.

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I came home to find my wife floating face down in the pool she loved so much.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They just call me crazy, hit me, and push me away.	61
I walked through the trees, following the beautiful sound of the woman singing, despite not understanding her words.	58
Armed with the .22 rifle I got for my birthday, I returned to the doorway to spy on mommy kissing Santa Claus.	55
Most of y'all don't recognize my face.	52
I tell her "Make me believe you want it, and you'll get to go back to your family."	47
The more I bounce my baby, the harder she laughs!	41
I can't wake up.	38
It wouldn't be so quick and painless for the poor man.	37
I have tried therapy, I have tried every medication, I have tried every remedy from folklore that I could find.	36
I came home to find my wife floating face down in the pool she loved so much.	35