/u/RedWestern's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As Big Ben struck midnight, most of the revellers cheered and welcomed 2022.

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Mistakenly, I set the year in my time machine to 1943

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It took years, but I finally perfected the art of playing the trumpet.

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I’m a sucker for funny things on the Internet, and when I got an email with one attached, I opened it immediately.

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My mother always taught me not to play with my food.

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They say that you should never have sex with crazy, and they’re right.

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You have to listen to me, because I don’t have long - I know what really happened to Jeffrey Epstein.

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I tried turning away, or looking at something else, anything to avoid what I was unmistakably looking at.

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It really frustrates me how many women cry rape.

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After having had far too much to drink at the party, I decided to leave my car there and take the bus home.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As Big Ben struck midnight, most of the revellers cheered and welcomed 2022.	4
Mistakenly, I set the year in my time machine to 1943	3
It took years, but I finally perfected the art of playing the trumpet.	3
I’m a sucker for funny things on the Internet, and when I got an email with one attached, I opened it immediately.	3
My mother always taught me not to play with my food.	3
They say that you should never have sex with crazy, and they’re right.	3
You have to listen to me, because I don’t have long - I know what really happened to Jeffrey Epstein.	2
I tried turning away, or looking at something else, anything to avoid what I was unmistakably looking at.	1
It really frustrates me how many women cry rape.	1
After having had far too much to drink at the party, I decided to leave my car there and take the bus home.	1