/u/RedWestern's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the cows were being taken for slaughter, I smiled at the one in the middle of the herd desperately trying to get out.

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Being young and experimental, I was over the moon to be invited to play “drag queen” by my new friends.

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After desperately fumbling around in the dark for the light switch, I finally found it and flicked it on.

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Like many children who grew up with Harry Potter, I too once dreamed of becoming a famous witch.

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My Dad’s absolutely loves the “hello thirsty, I’m Dad,” joke.

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As I staggered back into the ring and stood face-to-face with my badly beaten opponent, there was only one thought running through my mind.

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As an escape artist and illusionist, I know my way around locks.

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As a professional clown, I have never failed to put a smile on a person’s face.

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I was woken up at 3am by a blood-curdling scream coming from outside.

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I spend a lot of time hiding in my room so no-one can see me crying.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the cows were being taken for slaughter, I smiled at the one in the middle of the herd desperately trying to get out.	34
Being young and experimental, I was over the moon to be invited to play “drag queen” by my new friends.	33
After desperately fumbling around in the dark for the light switch, I finally found it and flicked it on.	32
Like many children who grew up with Harry Potter, I too once dreamed of becoming a famous witch.	32
My Dad’s absolutely loves the “hello thirsty, I’m Dad,” joke.	32
As I staggered back into the ring and stood face-to-face with my badly beaten opponent, there was only one thought running through my mind.	31
As an escape artist and illusionist, I know my way around locks.	31
As a professional clown, I have never failed to put a smile on a person’s face.	30
I was woken up at 3am by a blood-curdling scream coming from outside.	30
I spend a lot of time hiding in my room so no-one can see me crying.	30