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Cremating my father was one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do.

218 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My fucking car’s been repossessed!

166 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The only bright side to having neglectful parents is that I was forced to learn from a young age how to forge their signatures.

155 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Heads, shoulders, knees and toes...

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-I- -c-o-u-l-d- -o-n-l-y- -w-e-e-p- -a-s- -t-h-e -e-n-e-m-y- i-n-v-a-d-e-r-s -m-a-r-c-h-e-d- -t-h-r-o-u-g-h- -t-h-e- -s-t-r-e-e-t-s.-

132 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I was young and really didn’t like children, my parents told me to give it a few years, and I’d want some of my own.

123 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After a fantastic night’s sleep, I reached for the phone on my nightstand and checked it.

119 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I spent many years wanting a tattoo, and dedicated hours and hours designing my dream one.

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Having an itch that you can’t quite reach is the absolute worst.

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“Sorry I’m late, I had a few too many whiskies at lunch and completely lost track of time.”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Cremating my father was one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do.	218	TwoSentenceHorror
My fucking car’s been repossessed!	166	TwoSentenceComedy
The only bright side to having neglectful parents is that I was forced to learn from a young age how to forge their signatures.	155	TwoSentenceHorror
Heads, shoulders, knees and toes...	155	TwoSentenceHorror
-I- -c-o-u-l-d- -o-n-l-y- -w-e-e-p- -a-s- -t-h-e -e-n-e-m-y- i-n-v-a-d-e-r-s -m-a-r-c-h-e-d- -t-h-r-o-u-g-h- -t-h-e- -s-t-r-e-e-t-s.-	132	TwoSentenceHorror
When I was young and really didn’t like children, my parents told me to give it a few years, and I’d want some of my own.	123	TwoSentenceHorror
After a fantastic night’s sleep, I reached for the phone on my nightstand and checked it.	119	TwoSentenceHorror
I spent many years wanting a tattoo, and dedicated hours and hours designing my dream one.	118	TwoSentenceHorror
Having an itch that you can’t quite reach is the absolute worst.	108	TwoSentenceHorror
“Sorry I’m late, I had a few too many whiskies at lunch and completely lost track of time.”	92	TwoSentenceHorror