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I smiled as I watched my neighbours admiring the nude statue of my ex outside my house.

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After giving me a balloon animal, the clown jovially bid me to smell the sunflower on his lapel.

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He gave the city wealth and prosperity, and in return demanded the sacrifice of a thousand virgins every year.

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My friend was really nervous about their first porno shoot, so I offered the best advice I could.

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All I remember is how cold my privates were when I woke up.

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I make loads of money just by flicking switches all day.

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Please help me, I’m being held prisoner in someone’s home.

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Being a skeptic, I just laughed in the old woman’s face when she threatened to put a curse on me.

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Life hasn’t been the same since my wife killed herself.

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My husband wouldn’t talk about his tours of duty, but insisted that he was fine.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I smiled as I watched my neighbours admiring the nude statue of my ex outside my house.	62	TwoSentenceHorror
After giving me a balloon animal, the clown jovially bid me to smell the sunflower on his lapel.	62	TwoSentenceHorror
He gave the city wealth and prosperity, and in return demanded the sacrifice of a thousand virgins every year.	61	TwoSentenceHorror
My friend was really nervous about their first porno shoot, so I offered the best advice I could.	60	TwoSentenceHorror
All I remember is how cold my privates were when I woke up.	59	TwoSentenceHorror
I make loads of money just by flicking switches all day.	57	TwoSentenceHorror
Please help me, I’m being held prisoner in someone’s home.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
Being a skeptic, I just laughed in the old woman’s face when she threatened to put a curse on me.	47	TwoSentenceHorror
Life hasn’t been the same since my wife killed herself.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
My husband wouldn’t talk about his tours of duty, but insisted that he was fine.	44	TwoSentenceHorror