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After long last, my faith in my God was rewarded by ascension to the office of Prime Minister of my country.
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I didn’t understand why my stepfather screamed to check my deceased mother’s journals when the bumps burst, and hundreds of crawling things started emerging from his face
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I absentmindedly scratched my testicles as I showered, wondering why they felt slightly itchier than normal.
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Now that I have become a success in my field, the women who would have laughed at me in high school can no longer say no to me.
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After a long day of searching the woods, I finally found my sister face down, the pack still on her back.
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The stunning backpacker walked up to me and told me she was looking for a friendly local to give her a memorable last evening in my city.
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I grumbled as the front porch light kept flickering, and reluctantly stepped outside to see what was wrong.
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Timmy closed his eyes, blew out the candles on the birthday cake, and silently wished “I wish every day could be my birthday”.
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