/u/Roos85's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I couldn't decide between having my wife buried or cremated.

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I'm almost sure I aced every test they threw at me.

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I was once granted two wishes and I know its a cliché, but at the time all I could think of was world peace and to be the richest person in the world.

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I passed every test they threw at me.

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I overheard my dad say I was a mistake and he wished I was never born.

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I'm confused about these filthy, sexually deviant, sexually deranged thoughts I keep having.

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I screamed at mall security to check the cameras to see who walked off with my son.

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I was at the mall with my daughter when I took my eyes off her for a second and when I turned around she was gone.

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For years, all my Autistic brother did was rock back and forth and say the same two words over and over again, "tick toc."

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My men frantically scramble to open the hatch door as the screams of the little girl get louder.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I couldn't decide between having my wife buried or cremated.	244
I'm almost sure I aced every test they threw at me.	230
I was once granted two wishes and I know its a cliché, but at the time all I could think of was world peace and to be the richest person in the world.	184
I passed every test they threw at me.	173
I overheard my dad say I was a mistake and he wished I was never born.	166
I'm confused about these filthy, sexually deviant, sexually deranged thoughts I keep having.	128
I screamed at mall security to check the cameras to see who walked off with my son.	110
I was at the mall with my daughter when I took my eyes off her for a second and when I turned around she was gone.	92
For years, all my Autistic brother did was rock back and forth and say the same two words over and over again, "tick toc."	88
My men frantically scramble to open the hatch door as the screams of the little girl get louder.	86