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[WP] Area 51 has four level emergencies for a breakout. Level 3: Armed forces intervention. 2: Public statement. United Nations joint resistance. 1: Worldwide evacuation effort. Use of nuclear weapons permitted. And 0: Call the number on the sticky note (and pray to God his demands aren't too high).
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[WP] You've managed to secure an industrial job in the future by pretending to be a robot. Your coworkers are starting to notice.
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[WP] Nobody in this town knows how to drive ... No seriously. Everyone's plowing these giant metal death machines as fast or as slow as they want in any direction. And somehow, they make it work.
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[WP] The young lad thinks you're putting him through life threatening trials to make him into a better warrior, when really you're just tired and constantly trying to kill him.
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[PI] Scientists finally discover a way to create dark matter on earth. What they don't realize is that dark matter is composed of evil beings from other galaxies that the ancient druids and their modern followers had diligently been keeping at bay this entire time
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