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[WP] The first sentient species to land on Earth was neither war-mongering nor peace-bringing, offering neither religion nor medicine. Instead, they landed for five minutes, shouted "YOU'VE BEEN LIVING NEAR WHAT???" and flew off as fast as possible.

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[WP] When he died, Gary Gygax went to heaven to GM a final game of Dungeons & Dragons. When he sits down at the celestial table, he realizes that the entire party is made of the most famous historical figures of their given class. That's right: Martin Luther is following way of the Drunken Master.

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[WP] You are an initiate of a order of monks devoted to "chasing" déjà vu, using a sharply trained memory to follow triggered episodes of the phenomenon as far as they can go. Most masters have only been able to get a few minutes into an episode before it slips away. You just hit the one hour mark.

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[WP] The first sentient species to land on Earth was neither war-mongering nor peace-bringing, offering neither religion nor medicine. Instead, they landed for five minutes, shouted "YOU'VE BEEN LIVING NEAR WHAT???" and flew off as fast as possible.	327
[WP] When he died, Gary Gygax went to heaven to GM a final game of Dungeons & Dragons. When he sits down at the celestial table, he realizes that the entire party is made of the most famous historical figures of their given class. That's right: Martin Luther is following way of the Drunken Master.	15
[WP] You are an initiate of a order of monks devoted to "chasing" déjà vu, using a sharply trained memory to follow triggered episodes of the phenomenon as far as they can go. Most masters have only been able to get a few minutes into an episode before it slips away. You just hit the one hour mark.	4