/u/SerenSkies's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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For several months, the 23andme kit was left untouched on her desk.

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A small child with blond hair named Darren was excluded from the group of twenty kids playing near his apartment building.

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This is the thirty-seventh time the employee has been trained on how to make a soft serve cone.

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In their roast battle, his mother said, "Your feet are shaped like cheese wedges."

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Carrie wanted to stop being a loner so she approached the two girls playing with a volleyball.

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With his genuine comments and troll persona, he aimed to make others smile and laugh.

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Lunch could not be skipped due to the attendance checks and the continually crowded restrooms.

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In front of the class, Lena stood up to give a presentation in which she identified her role model and explained why she admires them.

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Mother I'm a dude, I don't want the surgery or anything, but could you please call me Josh and let me do guy things?

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Moe entered into a Twitter battle with someone which ensued to them swatting his home.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For several months, the 23andme kit was left untouched on her desk.	50
A small child with blond hair named Darren was excluded from the group of twenty kids playing near his apartment building.	48
This is the thirty-seventh time the employee has been trained on how to make a soft serve cone.	48
In their roast battle, his mother said, "Your feet are shaped like cheese wedges."	47
Carrie wanted to stop being a loner so she approached the two girls playing with a volleyball.	45
With his genuine comments and troll persona, he aimed to make others smile and laugh.	44
Lunch could not be skipped due to the attendance checks and the continually crowded restrooms.	43
In front of the class, Lena stood up to give a presentation in which she identified her role model and explained why she admires them.	42
Mother I'm a dude, I don't want the surgery or anything, but could you please call me Josh and let me do guy things?	42
Moe entered into a Twitter battle with someone which ensued to them swatting his home.	42