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The "Torture Museum" in our town draws a few morbid sightseers, but almost none of the exhibits are historically accurate.

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He was used to the ghost-limb by now...the itching, the feeling of the amputated arm sticking out in odd angles.

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As of this evening, the killer's body count is fifteen.

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The old nun's expression was very serene, and I knew it would be okay, and she wanted to help.

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The problem was a bit subtle, and not really dangerous, but I would have to solve it on my own, because I didn't dare breathe a word about it to anyone else.

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I never understood how such a huge fat man could come down our narrow little chimney.

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If I can think of a reason, I'll give you a marble.

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I guess Duck Tape would be the right brand for the job.

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This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none.

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If your emergency is that you have discovered fan-fiction about you being created on the internet, we strongly urge you to ask yourself some questions before acting rashly:

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The "Torture Museum" in our town draws a few morbid sightseers, but almost none of the exhibits are historically accurate.	7
He was used to the ghost-limb by now...the itching, the feeling of the amputated arm sticking out in odd angles.	7
As of this evening, the killer's body count is fifteen.	6
The old nun's expression was very serene, and I knew it would be okay, and she wanted to help.	5
The problem was a bit subtle, and not really dangerous, but I would have to solve it on my own, because I didn't dare breathe a word about it to anyone else.	5
I never understood how such a huge fat man could come down our narrow little chimney.	4
If I can think of a reason, I'll give you a marble.	4
I guess Duck Tape would be the right brand for the job.	3
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none.	3
If your emergency is that you have discovered fan-fiction about you being created on the internet, we strongly urge you to ask yourself some questions before acting rashly:	1