/u/SexBadgersaurus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Lately, I've been having nightmares that my shadow leaves and murders in the night.

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"Hey kiddo, how was school?"

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You know that feeling when you're about to doze off but then suddenly you're falling before jolting awake?

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Climate change and those who purposely drive it are concerning enough.

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I was warned about this supposedly cursed painting of a woman I got from a yard sale so I decided to discover the truth for myself.

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Exhausted, I fell to my knees amid the snow storm, "Go on, I'll catch up."

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I texted the stranger asking who they were and how they got my number.

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I have seen what you would call hell and I pray that no one ever has to see the eternal torturous horrors within.

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When you've been shrunk to the size of a pea, the world becomes a savage and terrifying place.

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I sank into my seat in her hot tub and turned to invite my tinder hookup to join me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Lately, I've been having nightmares that my shadow leaves and murders in the night.	137
"Hey kiddo, how was school?"	133
You know that feeling when you're about to doze off but then suddenly you're falling before jolting awake?	74
Climate change and those who purposely drive it are concerning enough.	67
I was warned about this supposedly cursed painting of a woman I got from a yard sale so I decided to discover the truth for myself.	60
Exhausted, I fell to my knees amid the snow storm, "Go on, I'll catch up."	54
I texted the stranger asking who they were and how they got my number.	46
I have seen what you would call hell and I pray that no one ever has to see the eternal torturous horrors within.	45
When you've been shrunk to the size of a pea, the world becomes a savage and terrifying place.	40
I sank into my seat in her hot tub and turned to invite my tinder hookup to join me.	40