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FEBRUARY ANNOUNCEMENT + JANUARY WINNERS

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JANUARY ANNOUNCEMENT + DECEMBER WINNERS

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MAY ANNOUNCEMENT + APRIL WINNERS

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"Usually when we see blood on the ceiling like this, it's the cast off from some blunt force object," said the analyst.

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I loosed the arrow, striking the strange four-legged beast before it could get any closer.

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You confidently place the tip in between soft flesh and the hard bone of your skull.

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Under the bright lights of the circus tent, I laughed and clapped as the lion tamer stuck his head in the lion's mouth, the contortionist fit himself into a box, and a juggler swallowed a sword.

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MARCH ANNOUNCEMENT + FEBRUARY WINNERS

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Although I had to make some sacrifices, I knew my wife would love her Christmas gift: the last set of lungs she needed for constructing her monstrosity.

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Even at its most dehydrated, the human body is still over 60% water.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
FEBRUARY ANNOUNCEMENT + JANUARY WINNERS	50
JANUARY ANNOUNCEMENT + DECEMBER WINNERS	48
MAY ANNOUNCEMENT + APRIL WINNERS	36
"Usually when we see blood on the ceiling like this, it's the cast off from some blunt force object," said the analyst.	36
I loosed the arrow, striking the strange four-legged beast before it could get any closer.	33
You confidently place the tip in between soft flesh and the hard bone of your skull.	31
Under the bright lights of the circus tent, I laughed and clapped as the lion tamer stuck his head in the lion's mouth, the contortionist fit himself into a box, and a juggler swallowed a sword.	29
MARCH ANNOUNCEMENT + FEBRUARY WINNERS	28
Although I had to make some sacrifices, I knew my wife would love her Christmas gift: the last set of lungs she needed for constructing her monstrosity.	23
Even at its most dehydrated, the human body is still over 60% water.	19