/u/Skore79's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Listen, I do not give a toss if your into him, you are still marrying my daughter".

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Today the people decided to celebrate how unique they were.

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It's been 5 years since the devil died, leaving us to make a tolerable society in hell to make for ourselves.

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When the zone Spread across the world, we were scared and saddened that the luxuries we enjoyed were now memories of the past.

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"Ape shall not kill ape!"

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It's been a few months since I broke up with my ex, so I was glad to see him again.

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A pair of detectives were sent to an old woman's house to arrest her for evading taxes for 5 years.

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I smiled and waved at all the crowd for my illusionist tricks I performed over the years.

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I still wonder to this day why that jumpsuit wearing wierdo helped me detonate that bomb.

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I pounded on the giant black cube, begging for it to return my family.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Listen, I do not give a toss if your into him, you are still marrying my daughter".	34
Today the people decided to celebrate how unique they were.	33
It's been 5 years since the devil died, leaving us to make a tolerable society in hell to make for ourselves.	32
When the zone Spread across the world, we were scared and saddened that the luxuries we enjoyed were now memories of the past.	31
"Ape shall not kill ape!"	30
It's been a few months since I broke up with my ex, so I was glad to see him again.	30
A pair of detectives were sent to an old woman's house to arrest her for evading taxes for 5 years.	26
I smiled and waved at all the crowd for my illusionist tricks I performed over the years.	25
I still wonder to this day why that jumpsuit wearing wierdo helped me detonate that bomb.	24
I pounded on the giant black cube, begging for it to return my family.	22