/u/SliceLegitimate8674's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When the CEO of the #1 Fortune 500 company nonchalantly strolled onto stage naked he wasn't fazed by the gasps and whispers from his audience; in fact, it had become a nightly occurrence for him lately

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Relief washed over Andy Dufresne when Red warmly embraced him on the beach in Zihuatanejo

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"This operation costs an arm and a leg", my doctor warned.

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I match with plenty of women on Tinder

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I live with my mom even though I'm an adult.

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When the faucets poured blood instead of water we knew our new house wasn't haunted.

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I heard some giggling as I was alone shooting hoops

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The shattered bumper of the wreck read "baby on board".

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"I have so many bad dates", the attractive young woman said as she undressed for bed.

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My wife insisted on having a natural birth while pregnant with our son.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the CEO of the #1 Fortune 500 company nonchalantly strolled onto stage naked he wasn't fazed by the gasps and whispers from his audience; in fact, it had become a nightly occurrence for him lately	18
Relief washed over Andy Dufresne when Red warmly embraced him on the beach in Zihuatanejo	18
"This operation costs an arm and a leg", my doctor warned.	17
I match with plenty of women on Tinder	16
I live with my mom even though I'm an adult.	15
When the faucets poured blood instead of water we knew our new house wasn't haunted.	15
I heard some giggling as I was alone shooting hoops	15
The shattered bumper of the wreck read "baby on board".	14
"I have so many bad dates", the attractive young woman said as she undressed for bed.	13
My wife insisted on having a natural birth while pregnant with our son.	12