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The disappointment was visible on his face as his blind date opened her front door to greet him

74 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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The maiden desperately wanted a child, yet there were no men in the land for her to marry, so she went to the gallows where hanged criminals' blood had splattered on the earth

74 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The teletubbies have slipped into our dimension through a rip in spacetime

73 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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For Sale: baby diapers, gently worn.

72 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Smallpox is the least of our concerns.

72 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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The weird guy in the park gave me some candy

67 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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The grave robber gave up his sacrilegious nightly habit.

65 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The killer was right behind me on the stairs.

65 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Last week I met a guy who is exactly like me in every way, down to the finest detail.

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First it was Tony the Tiger, dead in a cage, then Snap, Crackle and Pop, killed by autoerotic asphyxiation, and finally poor Sugar Bear, murdered by the insulin meant to save him, lying in his own filth next to a strung out hooker who didn't remember nothin'

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