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Whether you're polite to others in real life is of no consequence

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"I'm running out for cigarettes, back in a minute", dad told his family.

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I was doing my math homework and fell from the real plane into the complex plane

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"Your characters are so three dimensional", said my writing teacher

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For Sale:

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The farmer took his garden tool to the church to get married.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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"Don't go downstairs after dark, dear", grandma said as she kissed me and tucked me in.

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There's still sand on my bathroom floor

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I killed my daughter and went to Hell while she went to Heaven.

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