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“Daddy, let’s play horsie!”

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“Sir, I need to know if you intend to launch or not,” said the Defense Secretary.

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As I tried for the fifth time tonight to console my crying baby, his sister came into his bedroom looking concerned.

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“I’ll be back in LA tomorrow morning, but I might be a little jet-lagged from switching coasts,” said my husband.

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“God, I wish I had her body,” said my envious wife as a fit, young woman jogged past.

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My life as a cattle farmer has never been easy, but lately all I seem to have is problems.

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“It’s been twenty-seven years since my last confession,” I told the priest.

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I was in shock after uncovering a body while digging in my garden.

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I never understood my mother-in-law’s objections to me marrying her daughter.

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It had been over a week since we lost power, so when we saw the National Guard coming we were all pretty relieved.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Daddy, let’s play horsie!”	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“Sir, I need to know if you intend to launch or not,” said the Defense Secretary.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
As I tried for the fifth time tonight to console my crying baby, his sister came into his bedroom looking concerned.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“I’ll be back in LA tomorrow morning, but I might be a little jet-lagged from switching coasts,” said my husband.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“God, I wish I had her body,” said my envious wife as a fit, young woman jogged past.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
My life as a cattle farmer has never been easy, but lately all I seem to have is problems.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“It’s been twenty-seven years since my last confession,” I told the priest.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I was in shock after uncovering a body while digging in my garden.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I never understood my mother-in-law’s objections to me marrying her daughter.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
It had been over a week since we lost power, so when we saw the National Guard coming we were all pretty relieved.	1	TwoSentenceHorror